Site recommendation:

Twilight Widowers Anonymous
A Support Site for Husbands, Boyfriends, and Life Partners of Twilight Addicts

It's the next best thing to Dorota's mini-episodes. Here is one post that will have you keeling over in laughter:

Tricks of the Trade

After exhaustive study of the habits of Twilight Widowers, I came across a blog that identified the Five stages of Twilight-Widower-Grief (Suspicion, Denial, Anger, More Anger, Complacency).

I myself have gone through these stages.

Suspicion ("Honey? Are you watching Twilight again?" and "Did you just call me ‘Edward’?")

Denial ("I'm sure it's just a phase. I don't mind ironing her work clothes.")

Anger ("No, I am not making mushroom ravioli again!")

More Anger ("No, we are not buying tickets for the Twilight cruise!")

Complacency ("Here, honey, I printed up Midnight Sun and bound it for you. Now you won't get eyestrain.")

And then he goes on to give advice to his "fellow, long-suffering spouses":

1. Whenever talking to her, try to sneak the words "Robert Pattinson" into your sentences. She will immediately perk up and give you her undivided attention.(I have found this method to be particularly effective when discussing responsibility for household chores.)

2. Use pillow hair to your advantage. Tell her you are going for an "Edward Look."

3. Piggyback her around your local park and tell that she's your own personal brand of heroin. Never mind the stares – it will all be worth it when you get home.

4. Buy body glitter. The next time you are in the mood to "reap the benefits," apply liberally.

Continue laughing your ass off here.

Movie Recommendation:
CUTLASS
Released: October 17, 2007
Plot: After Robin buys her daughter Lacey a new expensive guitar, she reminiscences about the time she got an Olds Cutlass as her first car when she was younger.
Directed by Kate Hudson; Starring Dakota Fanning & Kristen Stewart
Runtime: 16 min.

Part 1, 2 & 3 on YouTube

If, like us, you are whiling away your summertime just surfing the net like it's nobody's business, give this blog a visit:
http://pocketedward.tumblr.com/ - a quirky site recounting the adventures of Edward the doll.


"2AM Boo-tay call. Why won’t she pick up? I guess staring at the phone won’t make her answer any sooner."

LOL.

Ugh, the summer heat is killing us. A swim sounds like a very good idea right now.

A dear reader of our site has commented on our post about the "naked" photo of Rob and Kristen that she's actually starting to feel bad for Michael. In fact, she wrote him a letter which you can read here. So funny. Actually, all their letters are quite funny. Visit their site here.

But UnintendedChoice, sorry, we're not moving to Team Michael anytime soon. Come on, Rpattz and KStew are meant to be together. They even run their hands through their hair at the same time.



And no matter how much we want Rob for ourselves, realistically speaking, it's just not gonna happen. But RPattz and KStew? It so could happen.

This entry should have been posted before the previous one, but what the heck.
This is how we hope the Isle Esme scene looks like more or less. Sweet and gentle cause we're talking about pre-vampire Bella here.
Have absolutely no idea how they're going to show the headboard-smashing and the pillow-biting unless they make Breaking Dawn R-13. Maybe they'll fade to black and show the broken headboard and feathers the morning after?


Sorry for the theme of our recent posts.
It's been really boring lately -- no New Moon updates nor paparazzi photos of Rpattz.
So bear with us.

VAMPIRE WEEKEND is an indie rock band that has become wildly popular in a short matter of time. It's not hard to see why -- their tunes are so chill and fun (no, there is nothing dark or gothic about their music as their band name would suggest). Favorite hits are Oxford Comma, Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa, and A-Punk.


Vampire Weekend

Their lead vocalist, Ezra Koenig, was recently interviewed by TeenVogue:
Have you seen/read Twilight? And if you could have a Vampire super-power what would it be?
I haven't seen it yet but it seems like an important movie. I'd like to have superhuman vocal cords.

In between attending post-holiday parties and trying to memorize the Single Ladies' dance steps, I've also been watching a lot of independent films lately.

LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

A Swedish film based on a novel about "Oscar, an overlooked and bullied boy, [who] finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl who turns out to be a vampire."

It's an atypical horror flick -- creepy at its most, but not scary.
Not gonna lie, I'd rather watch Twilight or Underworld over and over again than sit through this film again. Cause although it has very deep undertones, it is a a bit subdued in both the romance and violence department.
I recommend this for art-house film lovers.
Fun fact: It has gotten so much praise from film critics that there are already plans for a US remake. Maybe that will be something I can look forward to.


INTO THE WILD

Based on a best-selling novel of the same name, the film is about a college graduate who abandons all his material possessions and hitchhikes to Alaska to live in the wilderness.

I'm thinking, I should have read the book instead. The movie drags on too long.
I recommend this for nature-lovers, for those who are driven and adventurous.
Fun facts:
Kristen Stewart is in it and does some singing here. I must say, she has a pretty decent singing voice.




FIERCE PEOPLE

Another book-based film about a drug-dependent masseuse who spends the summer with her son in a guest house on an ex-client's vast country estate. What follows is a dangerous encounter in the world of the super rich.

I really liked this one. It's sort of a dark comedy -- a bit twisted, but has its own quirky moments.
I recommend this for anyone with an open mind.

Fun facts:
Kristen is in this also and she does a lot of snogging here. lol
The tribal chief in the film speaks in Filipino (when he should be actually be speaking in a South American dialect).


The only one I really enjoyed watching is Fierce People, which coincidentally happens to be the one with the lowest rating among the three. The two others are in IMDb's Top 250 films.  I either have the most unconventional taste in movies, or am a really bad film critic. To each her own, I guess.

I've been on a movie marathon since the start of the holiday break. And for some strange reason, I am currently drawn to sad, depressing films. (Maybe it has to do with the fact that we didn't win the ETC Twilight promo.) So after watching the three-hour long "Schindler's List" and bawling my eyes out, I decided to give Speak a try. It's an indie film starring a then thirteen-year-old Kristen Stewart. And just when I thought my eyes had already dried out from crying, Speak put my tear duct into work again. This is one indie film you shouldn't miss.

If you're interested in watching this, and have no idea where to get a copy, just leave a comment. I'll go through the trouble of finding the link for the torrent that I downloaded. That's how much we love you readers. :)

Nikki Reed at the D&G Flagship Boutique Opening (Dec 15)


So I watched Thirteen last night (you know, Catherine Hardwicke's most-acclaimed indie film starring Nikki Reed aka Rosalie). I thought it was real good. Even if you aren't too fond of indies, you'll like this one. Nikki was incredible in it, and so was Evan Rachel Wood (who ironically was one of our top choices to play Rosalie).